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Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Jesus Thaumaturge

Jesus Thaumaturge

Thaumaturgy is what witches are often accused of practicing as an aspect of their black art, where the term `black` is associable with occult, that is, what`s occluded or can`t be seen. When Jesus practiced thaumaturgy at the wedding at Canaan his turning of water into wine isn`t perceived as witchcraft, although the Jewish Patriarchs attempted to apply the aphorism from the Old Testament of the Bible, which is the law and history of the Jewish `chosen people`, `Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.` (Ex: 22. 18) Although witch is usually defined as a practitioner of occlusion, that is, blinding, recent biblical scholarship redefines the term `witch` as `poisoner`, that is, Jesus` turning of water  to wine at the wedding at Canaan was the act of a thaumaturge, rather than an occluder. Or, in other words, thaumaturgy per se is defined as Christian, which is why transubstantiation, that is, the acceptance of the wafer of bread and the sip of wine from the priest`s communion chalice by the petitioner amongst the church congregation is presented as transformation through the power of the Holy Spirit, because communion, taken as a symbol of Jesus` `Last Supper`, where the human host gave `bread and wine` as symbols of his `body and blood`, represents a request for conversion through brain transformation, or metanoia, by repentance from sin and acceptance of humanity. Born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus was a fulfilment of the Jewish tradition that Jews can only be born from women, that is, women are Jews. In Christian iconography Jesus` mother, the Virgin Mary, is depicted crushing the head of the serpent with her foot, because the serpent, Satan, was the angel turned into a serpent by God for rejecting God`s plan that the human host should be greater than the angelic. Placed in Eden, the paradise of heaven on Earth, Satan, tempted Eve, the first woman, to `eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, that is, death, and reject God`s `fruit of the tree of life`, which was immortality, `You shall be as gods.` (Gen: 3. 5) Telling Eve she`d have `enmity` with the `serpent`s seed`, God told Eve her `seed` would have Redemption after God`s expelling Eve, and the first man, Adam, from Eden, if Adam labored, athough Eve would experience labor pain, which was fulfilled in the birth of Jesus from his mother, the Virgin Mary: `You shall crush the head of the serpent with your foot, but he shall bruise your heel.` Because futanarian women have penis` semen of their own for the sexual reproduction of their own brains` powers to liberate their human race from ephemeral host womb slavery to men of the host womb enslaving `serpent`s seed`, they`re God`s foot.

 When Jesus was spied by his disciple, Judas, having his feet anointed by a woman, Judas, who was known for stealing from the collection plate, suggested that the perfume be sold to raise money and Jesus rebuked him: `Leave her alone.` (Mk: 14. 6) Selling Jesus out for `thirty pieces of silver` to the Jewish religious police,  the Pharisees, who`d accused him of thaumaturgy at the wedding at Canaan, that is, witchcraft, Judas accused Jesus of `dissidency`, because he didn`t want Jesus` futanarian humanity to sexually reproduce uncontaminated by male semen, although Jesus` teaching was acceptable to everyone and eventually supplanted the Imperial power of the Roman Empire then occupying Jewish Palestine after Jesus` disciple, Peter, became the first Christian Pope in Rome: `Love your neighbor as you love yourself.` (Mk: 12. 31) Taken to the hill of Calvary outside the city of Jerusalem Jesus was nailed to a cross of wood by the Romans and left there to die. Having said that a Holy Spirit would teach after him the Roman guard Longinus speared the side of Jesus upon his death because Eve, the first woman, had emerged from the side of Adam, the first man, and Jesus was known as `the Second Adam`, so Longinus expected Eve`s Holy Spirit to emerge from the side of Jesus as the `Second Eve`: `Surely, this was the son of God.` (Matt: 27. 54) Jesus had called himself `the son of man` because he was born from his mother, the Virgin Mary, that is, she was `man`, while he explicitly rejected his nominal father, Joseph, saying that God was his father in heaven: `I must be about my father`s business.` For the Jewish fathers opposed to Jesus, carpentry was symbolic, which is why Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross, because he rejected Patriarchy. Jesus was crucified as a `witch`. In Western culture witches are depicted riding broomsticks as a simple symbol of thaumaturgy, that is, the floor is transformed by the broom. Or, in other words, the penis` semen of `woman`s seed` transforms the Earth through women`s capacity to sexually reproduce the brainpower she needs to liberate herself from host womb slavery in parasitism to colonize the planets amongst the stars of heaven above, which is God`s Redemption through labor. In parasitology, when the host is devoured by the parasite upon its emergence it`s termed `parasitoid`, which is what men`s warfare represents. In ancient Greece host womb slavery of women for homosexuality in pederasty and war against `woman`s seed` was institutionalized. Held as a `model` for Western democracy, that is, a 50/50 split between men and women, women`s capacity for sexual reproduction, as God`s futanarian `chosen people`, is exponential, because men can`t sexually reproduce with each other, that is, they`re sterile without a host womb slave for homosexuality in pederasty and war against her. By the late 20th century men`s desire for sterility had resulted in the spread of the `incurable killer disease`, HIV/AIDS, by mixing blood, shit and semen in each others` anuses, which is the witchcraft of occlusion, rather than the transformational thaumaturgy practiced by Jesus, because the human brain is killed by the virus and so the human no longer sees. As a `biological weapon` against `woman`s seed`, HIV/AIDS keeps women in fearful faithfulness to men`s ring slavery of monogamy. Although Judeo-Christianity is depicted as opposed to polygamous Moslem Islam in which four wives are permissible, Islam affords the possibility for women`s mode of futanarian sexual reproduction within the family and the 80/20 democratic split is closer to the human ideal of woman as fertilizer and fertilized.

 Although the denial of sexual reproduction between women as a futanarian species is occluding, that is, a blinding of the human species without its own brains and eyes, the antecedents to Christianity point to occlusion as the basis of Satanism. In the Greek dramatist Sophocles` Oedipus Rex (c. 429) the metaphorical blindness of the central protagonist, Oedipus, whose name means `swollen foot`, is at the center of a drama which aims to induce catharsis in the audience. Exposed on a hillside by parents, Jocasta and Laius, unnerved by a prophecy that Oedipus would kill his father, he`s left lame. When he meets his father, Laius, and kills him in a dispute over who has right of way on the road, he doesn`t know who he`s killed, and when he marries his mother, Jocasta, he doesn`t know who he`s married. To marry her and become king of the Egyptian city of Thebes, Oedipus has to provide the solution to a question posed by the Sphinx, a creature with the body of a lion and the face and breasts of a woman. A lion because lions are male, that is, the Sphinx is futanarian: `What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?`1 Oedipus says, `Man.` Because he`s blind. A man walks with a cane if he`s blind, although the North American Plains Indians` description of a rifle in the hands of the European settlers, who plotted the Indians` extinction during the 19th century as a `firestick` that starved the Indians to death by killing the 60, 000, 000 herd of buffalo that was the Indians` food resource, suggests a different cane. Cain was the brother of Abel in the Bible, who killed Abel, because he was more able and had developed cooking to please God, whereas Cain was trapped in agrarianism, and only picked fruit to lay on the altar of God, because he yearned for a return to the easier fruits of Eden, and so wasn`t prepared to work for a future. Consequently, Oedipus` answer to the Sphinx, `Man`, means blinder and poisoner, that is, men are women`s boy sons, who`ve blinded the human race in their extinguishing of her `seed`: `And the dragon was wroth with the woman and went to wage war upon the remnant of her seed.` (Rev: 12. 17) Grown to the size of a parasitoid devouring dragon since its days in Eden, Satanism`s signs are everywhere. The phallic cigarette symbolizing women`s penis is smoked as a euphemistic celebration of the extinction of the human race by its dragons. The pre-Christian breeding of a single male brained creature wearing each others` clothes in `TV` transvestism for the entertainment of the parasitoids preceded the actual invention of `TV` television as a medium for the parasitoids to watch their devouring of the human race by John Logie Baird in 1926. When Oedipus blinds himself as a dramatic complement to his metaphorical blindness throughout Sophocles` drama, Oedipus Rex (c. 429), the audience experiences catharsis, according to drama critics, that is, transcendence through appreciation of the meaning of another`s suffering. However, attended by Jocasta`s hanging herself for the `crime` of mother and son breaking the societal taboo of incest, and daughter Antigone`s agreeing to lead the blind footsteps of Oedipus` forward, the meaning is that `woman`s seed` is being occluded from understanding that men stand between women to prevent their single species from sexually reproducing with each other. By defining women`s single species` relations as incestuous, men`s alien relations with women, as a parasite that somehow inveigled itself into the host womb of her race ages ago to steal her penis and replicate themselves as her parasitoid devourer, indicates that the incest taboo is a means of spreading their contagion of warfare and plague against her `seed`. With the `incest taboo` functioning as a means of preventing women from being sexually possible for daughters, men`s boy sons` poisons must look to impregnate another host, while the penisless daughter leads the lame brained blinder on as the parasitoid killer emerging from her womb to exterminate her race.

 After his death Jesus had Resurrection and Ascension to heaven in prefiguration of that of `woman`s seed`: `At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.` (Matt: 22. 30) Because the single species of women, no longer bound by men`s incest taboo against sexual reproduction within the human family enslaved by their evil parasitoid nature, will be free of the devourers` ring slavery for the production of warfare for the parasitoids to watch as `TV`. When Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor in Palestine, asked Jesus if he was `king of the Jews`, Jesus refused to say more than, `You have said so.` (Mk: 15. 2) Although it doesn`t look like hubris, that`s why Jesus was executed, because he accepted the kingdom of heaven on Earth, which the Roman Emperor believed was his. When Longinus speared the side of Jesus it was a gynecologist`s `caesarian section` used in the event of a difficult birth and deriving from the method apocryphally ascribed to the birth of Julius Caesar who was thought of as a god by the Romans. Consequently, Jesus` `spirit` was deified as Eve`s, that is, the Holy Spirit was accepted by the Romans as the basis for the new Christianity, which was a kingdom of the spirit of `woman`s seed`, rather than a male brained Empire of televised parasitoid warfare against her.

 Cain killed Abel because cooking looked difficult and he wanted the easy Edenic fruit-picker`s life. Men murdered the human race, because it was being difficult, that is, seeking to sexually reproduce its own brainpower from `woman`s seed`, and so escape host womb slavery in an ephemerality that conferred blind ignorant unconsciousness on succeeding generations bound to be devoured by the parasitoid in its alien warfare against her. Waging war, rather than wage immortality, conferring medical science to give the human species of `woman`s seed` permanence in memory and technology, is easier than accept the difficulties inherent in changing a social structure dependent on the enslaved host wombs of `woman`s seed`. In the Bible it is written that Cain was the father of a host of demons because murderers are conservative. They kill the future. Consequently, Christianity`s suppression of Jesus` teaching of `woman`s seed` is murder. When Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor, symbolically washed his hands of responsibility for Jesus` crucifixion, he was preparing the dramatic catharsis of torture and death which Christianity promulgates through the mass media Empire of Hollywood, Babylon, and elsewhere: `Mystery, Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of the abominations of the Earth.` (Rev: 17. 5) `Babylon` was `a woman` of the Bible who lent her name to the capital city of the Persian Empire, Babylon (c. 4000 B.C.), because host womb slavery in parasitism is what men practice. Hollywood, Babylon, in the city of Los Angeles, on the west coast of the United States of America, in the state of California, is so-called because it presents victims of torture for Christians to experience elation at the other person`s evil fate. In short, as the audience at Sophocles` Oedipus Rex see that Oedipus is blind, while they see, Christianity perceives that Jesus` torture isn`t theirs, and want to see more torture. Or, in other words, Christianity persists in seeing that the victim isn`t them, whereas Hollywood actors and actresses are good; irrespective of their roles. Consequently, from Christianity`s point of view it`s immaterial who is tortured for their parasitoid devouring entertainment, whereas Jesus was a good man. In simple terms, Christianity prefers the tortured to be you, because they`re Christians. Philosopher George Santayana`s much quoted observation The Life Of Reason (1905) is relevant to the `TV` age: `Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.`2 `TV` purports to remind people of the mistakes of the past in order to remind them not to make the same mistakes in the future, but `TV` repeats the mistakes of the past in order to doom the future, because religion is conservatively against `woman`s seed` and doesn`t want a future for her human race.

 Although Christianity is ostensibly the threefold Trinity of father, son, and Holy Ghost, the actual trinitarian thinking of Jesus was God, daughter, and Holy Spirit, where the unborn child is the human species of futanarian `woman`s seed` uncontaminated by male semen, because man, woman, and futanarian woman is a triune possibility if men accept `woman`s seed` through Jesus` teaching. Although Onan was killed ostensibly for masturbating by God for refusing to impregnate Tamar, he was killed for wasting his `seed` when afforded the opportunity to fertilize a woman whose own `seed` men had killed. Masturbation is thaumaturgy, because it suggests the woman`s penis to blinded humans. Consequently, blindness has been conceived by men as a punishment for masturbation, because the masturbator wants to see. In the transubstantiation of communion in which the `bread and wine` are expected to become the `body and blood` of Jesus for the parishioner, Jesus uncontaminated by male semen is expected to be the result of the transformation, that is, the petitioner receiving the wafer and sip of wine from the officiating Christian priest`s chalice accepts Eve`s Holy Spirit, which is humanity`s teacher of futanarian `woman`s seed`. Or, in other words, it`s necessary to perceive that you could be the woman with the penis, which is what masturbation teaches. Because of the absence of `woman`s seed` from mass media edutainment, the theme is torture, that is, `thee`, whereas thaumaturgy teaches that you are the tortured, that is, `thau`, but civilization, culture, art and literature with women in it is too difficult for men, who kill it in Satanism, because it`s easier to have a single victim.

1 Apollodorus, Library Apollod, 3. 5. 8.
2 Santayana, George, `Reason in Common Sense`, Vol. 1, The Life of Reason, 1905, p. 284.