Barber’s Pole
Contrary to popular belief the cross isn’t
a Christian symbol, but rather a pagan symbol of the butchers of the Roman
Empire. When Jesus was passing near to the town of Gadarene, he met two men who
said, ‘I am Legion.’ Because the legions of Rome were then occupying Jewish
Palestine, the men’s statement was a clear socio-political metaphor. Jesus
ordered the demon legion to leave the men, and the demon asked to be allowed to
occupy a nearby herd of pigs. Jesus assented and the demon entered the pigs,
which promptly ran off a cliff into the sea and drowned, so that the demon
legion could seek to possess other men. Jesus ‘Christ’ was the Jewish ‘Messiah’
whose teaching was, ‘Love your neighbor as you love yourself.’ (Mk: 12. 31) He was taken to the hill of
Calvary as a Jewish ‘dissident’ and nailed to a cross of wood where he died,
although he wasn’t bacon. Although Bacon was believed by many to have written Titus Andronicus (1588-93), Julius Caesar (1599), Anthony and Cleopatra (1607) and Corialanus (1605-8), most Christians
believe that Jesus Christ was the dramatist, and not the English playwright,
William Shakespeare, as previously imagined by those ignorant folk who hadn’t
understood that the ‘Holy Spirit’ informed everybody. When Jesus experienced
Resurrection and Ascension to heaven, many of the Jews and Romans were
encouraged in their applause of Baconism: `Surely, this was the son of God.’ (Matt: 27. 54) These words from the Roman
guard, Longinus, who’d just pierced the dead Jesus’ side with his spear to let
the dead air out, proclaimed himself the snuff guard on behalf of Tiberius, the
then Emperor of Rome, who was always traditionally a god, and so Longinus’
snuff god. Consequently, Jesus was God’s snuff to the Romans. The reason is Jesus’
disciple finding Jesus alone with a woman. Suggesting that the ‘perfume’ be
sold to raise money, Judas was rebuked by Jesus: `Leave her alone.’ (Mk: 14. 6) Judas sold Jesus to the Jewish religious
police, the Pharisees, for ‘thirty pieces of silver’ and they gave Jesus over
to the Romans for execution as an informer, which is what the Romans and the
Pharisees perceived the Holy Spirit as.
Jesus’ teaching of the Holy Spirit derived
from descriptions of the Shekinah, described as the feminine ‘spirit of God’
that dwelt in the tabernacle of the Jews by the Ark of the Covenant that
contained their law and history, that is, the Torah and Talmud, which
Judeo-Christianity knows as the Old
Testament of the Bible before
Jesus’ Christian New Testament, so
because Jesus was called ‘the Second Adam’, the Holy Spirit was the ‘Second
Eve’ born from the spear thrust opening his side at his crucifixion. The first
Eve was created by God, according to Genesis,
from the rib or side of Adam, the first man created by God, whom the Jews
describe as a hermaphroditic anthropos,
that is, Eve’s side birth was a euphemism for what is termed a futanarian
woman’s self-fertilization from her own penis’ semen. Born uncontaminated by
male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus’ Resurrection and Ascension
to heaven prefigured that of futanarian ‘woman’s seed’.
In
the early days of Judaism founded by Isaac, son of Abraham and his wife, Sara,
the Jews worshiped Asherah poles, which were symbols of a feminine principle
associated with the Persian goddess, Ishtar. Similarly, before Islam, which was
founded by Ishmael, son of Abraham, but not Sara, who barren after birthing
Isaac, gave her maid, Hajer, to Abraham, who bore Ishmael, whose descendant,
the Prophet Mohamed, received the Koran
(610-30 C.E.) from the angels, according to Islamic tradition, the goddesses
Al-Lat, Al-'Uzza
and Al Manat were worshiped at the Ka’ Ba in what is now Saudi Arabia’s city of
Mecca. A fatwa or death sentence was imposed in 1988 on the writer, Salman Rushdie,
for writing about those passages from the Koran
concerning the qharāniq (crane) ‘bird women’, who oversaw, in his novel, The Satanic Verses:
`Have ye thought upon
Al-Lat and Al-'Uzza
And Manat, the third, the
other?
Are yours the males and
His the females?
That indeed were an
unfair division!` (Al Najm, ’The Stars’, 53. 21)
Although the worship of Asherah poles, and
long-necked crane women, gave way to monotheism, for example, the Ka’ Ba in
Mecca became the shrine of Abraham, the mythology was Egyptian, that is, in the
ancient religion of Egypt, Ka is spirit, and Ba is soul, because the woman’s Ka
is her seeding body, while her Ba is her seeded body. Moreover, although
Christianity views the four wives of the Moslem peoples in Islam as a retroactive
attempt to legitimize Ishmael’s birth from an unmarried woman, and so
legitimize the Prophet Mohamed’s Koran
and Islam, polygamy affords the possibility of sexual reproduction for the
human species of futanarian ‘woman’s seed` within the Islamic family, which
more closely approximates to Jesus’ teaching. In simple terms, the qharāniq or crane women oversee the building of God’s
temple on Earth, before ’woman’s seed` produces the brainpower to take her to
colonize the planets among the stars of heaven above. As a child of his mother,
the Virgin Mary, Jesus was crucified on the hill of Calvary for looking tall,
that is, he was craning his neck, which is what ’woman’s seed’ does, because it
wants to escape from host womb slavery in parasitism to men.
Although the rural tradition of the May Pole
with its associations of dancers around it holding red and white streamers,
while people with seemingly animal heads caper about, seems divorced from the
Asherah poles of the Jews, and the crane women of the pre-Islamic qharāniq before the crucifixion, Resurrection and Ascension
to heaven of the Virgin Mary’s ’uppity’ son, Jesus, the barber’s shop pole with
its red and white stripes represents an elite queue, that is, where the lambs
go to be shorn among those for whom they’re BBQ meat. Consequently, Jesus is
described in his disciple John’s apocalyptic vision of the future, Revelation, as ’the lamb of God’ (14.
5), because the meat’s snookered when it can’t escape the cue for the pot. Although
Longinus’ spear was known as ’the spear of destiny’, because Jesus’ foretelling
of a Holy Spirit that would teach after him, that is, the feminine ’spirit of
God’, which is the Shekinah, or Second Eve, described by the developmental
psychologist, Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) as the anima-soul, Christianity used Longinus’ spear in Jesus’ side as a
cue to snooker him. At the ’Last Supper’ before his crucifixion, Jesus offered
bread and wine as symbols of his body and blood to the disciples, which is
ritualized in Christianity as transubstantiation whereby the officiate gives
the petitioner a wafer and a síp of wine from his chalice to signify the
believer’s acceptance of Jesus’ Holy Spirit, which is ’woman’s seed`. However,
without any knowledge of ’woman’s seed` being disseminated, the believer is in
a position only to understand that s/he’s in cannibalism where people are BBQ
meat because of the magical properties they possess, for example, Jesus’, who
could turn water into wine and walk on water, so he was a good meal for those who
believe in the primitive practice of eating others for the mana power they contain. In short, the May Pole is a BBQ pole for
some of those who don’t know they’re food,1 and the queue at the barber’s is
where elite go to look over the lamb shorn before the meat is potted at the end
where it’s the snookered’s cue to turn their face up towards the spotlights.
1 Sørensen, Jesper B.
’Relics Of Power’, AEON, https://aeon.co/essays/on-mana-why-we-bestow-certain-objects-with-unearthly-powers
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